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Harry Potter dies on page 572

On July 21, 2007, the 7th – and final – Harry Potter book “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” will be released to the eager public. Speculations are running wild if the author, J.K. Rowling, will send her protagonist Harry Potter to face his death in the last book of the series…

Remember that shirts people were wearing about one hour after the previous Harry Potter was released? Those spoiler shirts read “Dumbledore dies on page 556″…

This time, be the first to spread the news!

Harry Potter dies on page 572! (This is just a guess, though.)

Of course I have not the faintest idea on which of the 608 pages Harry has to die – or if he will die at all*. But I’m pretty sure that this will – right until July 20 – not spoil the fun wearing the “Harry Potter dies on page 572” t-shirt before the release.
And, hey, maybe this wild guess is even correct… and how much foresight would that attribute to the wearer of the shirt after July 21?

*Therefore, the text on the shirt and in this posting comes with no warranty whatsoever.

7 Responses to “Harry Potter dies on page 572”

  1. Random Thoughts in Scattered Posts » Severus Snape: Harry, I am your father.
    July 11th, 2007 23:56
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    Despite my small joke regarding Harry Potter, I’m bit of a fan of the series myself and will have the new book… [read more]

  2. Jana
    July 12th, 2007 09:47
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    Cool! Sehr groß! Ich hoffe, Du machst Fotos von allen entsetzten Gesichtern!

  3. Torsten
    July 12th, 2007 11:25
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    Mach doch ein T-Shirt mit OLED-Display: “Harry Potter does not die until page ” und dann der Counter mit deiner momentanen Seitenzahl.

  4. Arne
    July 12th, 2007 13:36
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    Das ist eine nette Idee… aber… eben zu nett. ;-) So ein Shirt hätte ja kaum eine Wirkung.

  5. Torsten
    July 12th, 2007 14:31
    5

    Wieso? Die Aufschrift lautet dann “Harry Potter dies on page 1”. Das ist nicht nett.

  6. Torsten
    July 12th, 2007 14:40
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    Vergiss das. Ja, ja, die eigenen Postings müsste man lesen können.

  7. Random Thoughts » Blog Archive » Dumbledore is gay
    October 23rd, 2007 00:43
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    […] by J. K. Rowling. “Dumbledore is outed on page xyz” would have been another fine spoiler shirt. […]

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